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lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

this is gonna give me nightmares :/

(Source: stoicsilence)

  • prevy old white dude: how about you let me run my fingers thru it while we have wild passionate sex? :)
  • me: I don't have the kind of hair you can run your fingers thru bruh
:/

Sri Lanka to expel tourist with Buddha tattoo

mangoestho:

yung-pali:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

Yes. Yes.

LMAO

WHITE PPL THOUGHT THEY WAS GONNA MAKE FRIENDS. LOL.

Reblogged from 4eversheneneh, Posted by ethiopienne.
ethiopienne:

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Reblogged from rayjkardashian, Posted by crevmpie.

So you're at a bar when a guy grabs your girlfriend's ass, you punch him.

armedplatypus:

If you’re a random guy: No news story, in fact you’re congratulated for it as a heroic act of bravery.
If you’re a veteran: TONIGHT! On CNN, a local veteran goes on a VIOLENT RAMPAGE at a bar, injuring one and traumatizing dozens more. CNN news sources believe this was the…

#do pt tests give you nightmares?

JUN0!!!!

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

Reblogged from firebootrik, Posted by firebootrik. Filed under: #fine ass privates

shutup-socialjustice:

blackberryshawty:

but on the real tho you don’t ever want to be someone white’s first boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of color unless you just enjoy giving lessons all the time.

Yes we should all date people based on their skin color

Don’t 90% of white people already do this tho….